I'm ill. Not just a little cold either, properly ill :( Ack! Why did this have to happen now when I have lots of commissions! I will rid myself of this by the expo though, I have to! Ah well, at least it appeared after bingo on Saturday :) much fun thanks Michelle and Mosey, sorry you couldn't make it Paul :( next time yeah ( Read more... )

Dunununununununu batman! Holy flying turds batman! Lj is suddenly full of major angst and nasty smelling stuff flying around ( Read more... )

Kyle can hang a mini pretzel off his nipple!

Too awake to be asleep, yet too tired to do anything. In 46 minutes when it hits stupid o clock (4 am) i'll try some alternative ways to sleep (see also: hit head on wall, try to memorise the queens speech etc) and if that doesn't work I guess it'll be late enough for breakfast so... Yeah ( Read more... )

About 20 minutes ago an alarm started going off, at a guess i'd say it belongs to either a car or office building. Being 12 floors up means noise travels quite nastily up here. This alarm is most definitely loud enough to keep me awake. So now I get to sit here and sew buckles together until it shuts up. Hopefully that'll be some time soon ( Read more... )

New language announced by train drivers! Apparantly it's going to cut the amount of time to produce a sentence in half! Here's a snippet to get you going ( Read more... )

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?

Was just sitting reading the side affects for anti-psychotic medicine (as you do) and came across this one which I'm still laughing at:

If continuous erection of the penis occurs, contact your doctor immediately.

Maybe I should slip some into peoples drinks at dinner to see what happens...

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open it to page 161.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search for the coolest book you can find. Do whats actually next to you.

Avicus laid the head down in the gushing blood, pushing it ever closer to the gaping neck, until suddenly the ( Read more... )

Unfortunately I have the cold of doom. Muchos suckage. However it did give me a lot of time for cuddling, napping, mooching around my room, take out curries and other things which are good for curing/alleviating symptoms of colds. A full update of the perfect weekend (tm) might appear later, dependant on the usual (ie if I get around to it ( Read more... )