Yep, it's time to spread the word to all of the good little children; Massimo is coming home on the 17th, and there is a better than good chance that he will be able to stay all weekend ( Read more... )

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So where am I at in life ( Read more... )

Wow, I haven't updated this Goddamn thing in forever. Where to start. Ah yes, job market. All summer, when I'm free, do I get a job? No! I applied for 30 different jobs, and not one came to me. Little pissed about that. So I walk into Target a month ago and apply, and even tho they are opening a new store in my area, they couldn't use me. ( Read more... )

Kinda scary, if you think about it:
The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have ( Read more... )

Well shit ive only been home a day and i already miss the bouze. Damn this summers gonna be hard. turns out my mom has had a really bad weak, and so shes...a bit...argumentative. now im not trying to pick any fights with her, and weve already had two. best part is, i havent been focusing on her today at all. after i got home, said my ( Read more... )

Wow so ive killed over an hour into these things, and what did i find out, you may ask? That i have no life, thats what. These are the tip of the iceburg, and the funniest ones to boot. Enjoy:

And now to PWN BITCHES in the WORLD in the LAUNDRY in the FUTURE in the NIGHT while they SLEEP...and ABORT BABIES, of course. Damn, thats ( Read more... )

Here it is again ( Read more... )

To everyone that this affects ( Read more... )