Comments | mastahwayne: Guess what.

mastahwayne

Guess what.

Mar 06, 2009 19:32

I don't have HIV.

Results for the rest of my purported STDs pending.

i feel good, pfft no, fuck yeah

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persiancafe March 7 2009, 04:10:59 UTC

Yay! Congrats.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 04:13:55 UTC

Thanks.

harvey_twoface March 7 2009, 04:41:14 UTC

Well, thank God for that...

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 05:34:15 UTC

God, sure. And my ability to keep myself healthy in the face of adversity. Or, you know, in the face of people sneering at condoms. Whichever sounds more noble.

harvey_twoface March 7 2009, 05:43:03 UTC

I'm glad you were willing to make that sacrifice, then.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 05:45:00 UTC

Oh, yes. It was very difficult. Much more difficult than anything else I've done, certainly.

dr_joan_leland March 7 2009, 05:48:21 UTC

Why in the world did you think you had HIV?

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 05:50:45 UTC

I didn't. I was just doing routine STD testing. The HIV test just happens to be the one to give results the most quickly.

dr_joan_leland March 7 2009, 06:15:43 UTC

Oh, well, that's a relief.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 06:16:41 UTC

I wasn't particularly worried about it.

feartoxin March 7 2009, 06:13:20 UTC

That's a pity.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 06:14:11 UTC

I thought you might think so. How is the whole... killing me thing going?

feartoxin March 7 2009, 06:16:02 UTC

I've got a plan in the works.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 06:17:04 UTC

Oh? Well, by all means, don't ruin the surprise...

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mjls March 7 2009, 15:49:51 UTC