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[mastahwhine]

Yesterday evening the Batman delivered fifteen assorted criminals to the police, along with implicating evidence.

The people in a democracy idolize this self-appointed monarch of Right? Leave it to the police, I say. Taking the law into your own hands undermines the whole law enforcement system. If the Batman's just trying to patch things up where

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[rachel_dawes77]

Don't tell me that! I start to think about the wound getting infected and what could have happened if you had gotten a concussion and-

... You did have someone look at that gash, right? Please tell me you did.

[mastahwhine]

I'll be fine, Rach. There's a sewing kit around here somewhere.

Hah, all right. Alfred will be back in half an hour and I can keep myself together until then. Don't worry about me. I've taken much worse.

[igiveadamn]

A horse this time, sir? At least you're moving up the ranks of the animal kingdom.

[mastahwhine]

It was a big horse. Really big. Probably counts as a giraffe.

[igiveadamn]

And as for that idiot Batman, I agree. What he did yesterday was unnecessarily showy. Blimey, showing up at the police station with all fifteen lined up behind him like that, neat little packages all with their crimes spelt out in evidence held in their own hands. If you're going to fight crime, at least avoid "undermining the whole law enforcement system" by making them look like a bunch of sitting ducks. Am I right, sir?

[mastahwhine]

Couldn't have put it better myself.

[thisislexluthor]

You, or he, whichever, actually has a horse named Bucephalus? Oh wow.

[mastahwhine]

Is that surprising? I have a Marengo, back home.

[thisislexluthor]

Ask Bruce what prompted him to name the horse that. Go on. Ask.

[mastahwhine]

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[gleemaiden]

You think you avoided concussion?

[mastahwhine]

Good point.

I, uh, seem to be okay, anyway.

[gleemaiden]

WELL GOOD! Would you like a churro?

[mastahwhine]

Like one? I'd love one, Miss...?