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I got back to Mr Luthor, but the portal's broken again. Something about rats chewing the wires. I don't understand these things. Anyway, I'm going to lay low for a while. Tour Tibet.
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I didn't end up having a huge birthday bash, after all. Just a little private get together - two people, actually. I figured society would understand if Mr Wayne was indisposed that evening, and unable to provide the token self-congratulatory speech due to his post-traumatic stress. We playboy billionaire folk rarely take well to knives in the ribs ( Read more... ) -
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Well, that took longer than expected. I just got so involved. England's nice this time of year, and I met an interesting fella. Name of Micky Moran. I think you have a lot in common with him, Mr Kent. Though, he kept saying stuff about kimonos (he pronounced it 'kimota,' probably because of his accent.) I never figured him out, but that's what made ( Read more... ) -
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Lex Luthor's in jail. Looks like I'm going to be stuck here for longer than I'd anticipated ( Read more... ) -
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Mr Luthor, I think it's time we spoke. Got this business over with.
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Rachel.
Sorry I couldn't talk yesterday. I needed some time to think ( Read more... ) -
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Yesterday evening the Batman delivered fifteen assorted criminals to the police, along with implicating evidence.
The people in a democracy idolize this self-appointed monarch of Right? Leave it to the police, I say. Taking the law into your own hands undermines the whole law enforcement system. If the Batman's just trying to patch things up where ( Read more... ) -
Other Bruce has gone missing.
I, uh... I should probably vacate the Manor. It'd be a discourtesy to stay when the host has gone AWOL. There's too much here that I need, however. Born and raised high maintenance, me. Don't know what I'd do without those cars. Especially the black one ( Read more... ) -
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I won't actually rape Bruce 1. I was just getting my own back.
Sorry if I alarmed any of you, but it was necessary to be convincing.
...you all believed it a little too quickly, however.
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Bruce Shitforbrains Wayne, did you really think that was the end of it?