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Mar 13, 2005 12:32

*TARDIS materialization sounds ( Read more... )

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tegan_lj March 12 2005, 19:27:23 UTC
You wouldn't know an excellent leather outlet store, would you?

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master_13 March 13 2005, 04:32:59 UTC
There's a very nice one on the eastern edge of Kasterborus. I've been going there since my first incarnation, picking up nice things to show to the others at the Academy.

No, never been near a place like that. Villains of my dignity and caliber never need leather when velvet or plain, smooth black anything will do.

One moment. You're one of those companions. Since when have companions worn leather? Certainly none that I've ever seen.

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tegan_lj March 13 2005, 05:29:10 UTC
Well, I certainly wear leather. Beigey hates it...

Could you draw a map, by chance?

*crosses arms over chest* Rabbits! You aren't here to take over the world....or something...

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master_13 March 13 2005, 18:51:12 UTC
Only if you can understand 4 dimensional maps with a 6% chronological error margin.

My dear, whenever I'm anywhere I'm trying to take it over. Universe, galaxy, world, nation.

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yourfutureruler March 14 2005, 08:33:40 UTC
I'd recommend Jo Grant. Very good with tea. And fabulous boots.

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master_13 March 14 2005, 22:40:30 UTC
Ah yes, the divine Miss Grant. Though the boots are more suited to our ninth incarnation- or was it the tenth? Oh, you know how bad our memory is...

How's the old TARDIS going? The Doctor managed to steal more parts from it? Have we taken over the Earth yet?

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yourfutureruler March 21 2005, 04:36:05 UTC
The TARDIS, alas, grows grumpy in her old age. She is currently a disco Portaloo. One gets used to it.

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barbarella69 March 15 2005, 12:10:10 UTC
Have you tried the little plunger things? *tilts head* The Kaleds? Or is it Daleks? *shakes head* Something like that. They might be quite useful in your plan and easily defeated by the Doctor and a few strategically placed stairsteps

*places hand on Master's arm; looks into eyes*

Ummm, when you say destroy the Doctors, that doesn't include Six does it? I've gotten quite used to that Time Lord stamina of his...

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master_13 March 16 2005, 02:16:55 UTC
Yes, I have tried the Daleks. Moderately useful beings, but remember this, my dear- the best allies have legs. And some allies have the best legs...

Do not worry. It seems I will regenerate into another persona(somehow) before the Doctor reaches his sixth incarnation. And no matter how hard I try, I just can't bring myself to kill him I, being noble and chivalrous though of course very evil, always leave my old archenemy an escape route. So you needn't worry your pretty head about it.

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barbarella69 March 23 2005, 10:48:15 UTC
Oh. Well in that case, we can shag have lunch then.

*dazzling smile*

After all, I'm sure lunch would be filled with scintillating conversation. *lightly runs index finger over chest; sultry gaze* You could even tell me more about your plan to make it easier for the Doctor to thwart you

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master_13 March 25 2005, 22:58:40 UTC
Oh, I'm sorry, my dear. I never discuss the details of my magnificent plans because I make them up as I go along because they are very complicated and evil and Doctor-thwarting.

I'm afraid I'm busy contacting hostile aliens and so can't have... lunch... today or tomorrow, but maybe we could meet up for lunch say, three days from now? Relative time?

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