As I cannot be beaten in villainy by a mere Dalek, I have taken this pathetic 'meme' or whatever the feeble word is, and proven beyond doubt that I am truly evil.


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Plans for universal domination going well. Have contacted 3 different groups of hostile aliens and all have expressed interest in destroying Earth, which is of course the first step in my plan because lots of humans have laughed at my beardHowever, my TARDIS has been misbehaving. She's been socialising too much with my other selves' Portaloo, and ( Read more... )

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