[AU] Setting the record straight!

[masteralchemist]

Look, I'm sure by now a lot of you guys have heard those lies from Sergeant Love about what happened when he was in my clutches.  I just wanna say--for the record--that that?  Is a total myth!  Yeah, never happened.  Nothing but perfectly normal supervillainy goin' on here. Obviously he just couldn't handle such a humiliating defeat and made up a

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[mineandfine]

The one in japan does...

[mineandfine]

I know... believe me...I...understand. But thats how it was voted.

[monarch_the]

You're another of those supervillains. Oh I've heard about you. You, Lady Au Pair, Captain Nightshade... how can you keep doing what you're doing with a clear conscience? There's no peace to be found in a life like that!

[masteralchemist]

Oh, that's cute.

[monarch_the]

I'm trying to help you.

[masteralchemist]

Well, then I guess you could disband your little butterfly pride parade. Might save me some work.

[peter_white]

Oh please. You're such a closet case.

[masteralchemist]

...

Oh... Oh, you are so gonna die on national television for that one.

[peter_white]

Aren't you cute. You can kidnap me anytime you want.

[masteralchemist]

Wow, you really are as deranged as they say. But you know, I just might! To uh, prove my point, of course.

[masteralchemist]

Yeah, well-- Wait, "ladies"? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[masteralchemist]

I really hate you people...

[judgementok]

oh dear it seem your having some denial issues.

[masteralchemist]

No, I'm having issues with being surrounded by liars and idiots who'll believe anything. There is nothing to deny!

[judgementok]

More Denial...I'm afraid you've got a serious case of it.

[masteralchemist]

Right, right. And this from the ex-supervillain. What's the matter, you couldn't handle a real job?