Tiny Little Linda can touch anyone around her and turn them into toast. Completely burn them to a crisp. Its gross and it smells bad ( Read more... )

i don't know what this has to do with anything, but i think its kinda cool.

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Stayed 20 minutes outside porto vearta in a town called mismaloya. it was all dirt roads leading to the jungle, a little spot where the movie predator was filmed ( Read more... )

Your Birthdate: May 24
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my day ( Read more... )

i over analyze other people's lives
and i wonder if i do this because i've figured my life out and i'm done with it or because i don't think about mine enough at all and i know nothing.

i'm jealous of trees because they'll live longer than i will

but then, i'm sure they're jealous of dirt

i got a job at a toy store only a couple blocks away.
v. excited...v.

today i have the shits because shmatt bought me hair of the dog at 11:30 am. good times.
my roommate, sus, is no longer welcome at our neighborhood bar, four moons.
she called the bartender a racist. funny.

i love kittens

My life is boring and i don't know how to fix it.

Wondering if the volcano ever spits anyone back out, like a donation to the gods gone bad. Like she wasn't really a virgin or something. they didn't want her hookin on Olympus ( Read more... )