Fucking months I go searching for you. Turns out you've been captured, my poor Jor. But then this other chick with a sob story comes along and you want to fuck her so you delay calling to me for a while. A few days. How many is a few ( Read more... )

BURN, YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR DEMONS, BURN!

Long live the heat and light!

Ain't it a shame when a nice house burns down?
Having to pack up all your stuff and get the fuck out?
Yeah, it's pretty sad, I think.
Think I left my best lipstick behind, too.

Don't even know how that happened.
Pisses me right off.

Ah well, no harm done.
On to bigger and better things!
I've got a good feeling about today.

Got a name. Valkyrie. Got a master. Jorhmun. Got a mission. Find two boys, and protect them. Busiest day in two years. I was waiting for this ( Read more... )

Due to general confusion on the topic, I am posting a helpful guide to demonkind for all of you to read, enjoy, and hopefully actually take into account. It may make you reconsider preaching individualistic human values. Or you may just be a stubborn asshole who persists. But at least you can have this at the back of your mind ( Read more... )

1.) First of all, thank you for calling attention to any reason at all to invade my dear brother’s property. As a man with rather more (obviously) refined tastes, these items aren’t nearly rare enough for my interest, so this makes things easier with the added benefit of possible mental trauma. Tell me about what makes you a worthy acquisition.

I ( Read more... )

Hello, demons, humans, Sarkany, vampires, zombies, werewolves, nymphs, centaurs, dwarves, goblins, elves, house-elves... all my creatures. My apologies that I could not name you all, but you are so many, and my time so precious ( Read more... )