Society For The Prevention of Lonely Old Cat Ladies.

Aug 17, 2010 02:32

Yo!

This internet thing's a social medium. But most of you guys get out of the house once in a while and do somethin', right? Some of you people are classy and some of you are women and some of you are classy women; so, what do you do when you go out in your worlds?

It's the kinda phenomenon that doesn't make itself too known and that's the problem ( Read more... )

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little_nutmeg August 17 2010, 08:12:41 UTC
Nothing wrong with lonely old cat ladies. I look forward to becoming one, myself.

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material_guy August 17 2010, 08:14:21 UTC
That your way of tryin' to get me to take you out, too?

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little_nutmeg August 17 2010, 08:29:24 UTC
Hardly. Just stating a fact.

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material_guy August 17 2010, 08:30:59 UTC
Ouch. Cold rejection...

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killerbaseball August 17 2010, 10:20:18 UTC
[This comment isn't really here, Shelly's just staring at his monitor right now.]

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hands4healing August 17 2010, 11:41:32 UTC
[Isn't sure whether to laugh or...or....]

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material_guy August 17 2010, 13:25:59 UTC
Oi, automail mechanic! Don'tcha think it's a shame for a healthy gal with all her body parts intact not to enjoy her life and limbs a little?

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hands4healing August 17 2010, 13:38:55 UTC
Mm...it sounds like a good idea if it's something she wants to do, but not everyone is good in big social situations!

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material_guy August 17 2010, 14:00:09 UTC
It's not like I'm askin' her to go out to a strip c--....

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[After careful consideration and deciding that even as a joke there are some things he does not want to see.] Right. I'm not askin' her to go to a strip club on amateur night. But people who're bad in social situations still got social needs. S'not healthy to only ever leave the house for work.

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madblackblood August 17 2010, 14:05:04 UTC
Why do I imagine she's better off being a cat lady than going with you.

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material_guy August 17 2010, 14:16:27 UTC
I'm getting a lot of ice daggers stabbed at me today, while I'm here tryin' to be charitable...

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madblackblood August 17 2010, 14:17:41 UTC
Because you're a pervert.

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material_guy August 17 2010, 14:20:19 UTC
Iya, this girl ain't my type, so she's safe.

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herrglimmerous August 17 2010, 14:37:00 UTC
You might want to treat this classy lady to a wardrobe change and a facial first.

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material_guy August 17 2010, 15:24:14 UTC
Nn, definitely, definitely, but it's not somethin' I specialize in so I was hopin' one of these girls would help her out...

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herrglimmerous August 17 2010, 15:27:40 UTC
I offered her my assistance in that field, but she was somewhat hesitant on that score. It's kind of a waste.

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material_guy August 17 2010, 15:34:55 UTC
...That's right. You're into dressing in drag. But, y'know, most women wouldn't wanna take makeup tips from a guy... Nnn, but in her case---... Well, it sounds like you already know about her case.

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