cut-off shorts, good guitar solos, champagne ( Read more... )

one of my friends in santa rosa told me i should really work the new girl thing if i want to meet boys. but i think that works better if you're a hottie. i wanna meet boys/girls that think being a total smarty pants is a big turn on. maybe i should just walk around wearing a shirt that says "will sleep with those that can beat me at scrabble ( Read more... )

when i said i'd rather fuck pain than feel love, he just told me to stop whining and quoting kathy acker. but it's true, romance is just too overwhelming. when i said i feel like a pragmatic person, she told me to walk the walk if i was gonna talk the talk. but i can't help how i feel, no ma'am ( Read more... )

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remember that time that you didn't like me? like yesterday, today, or five years ago?

yeah.

(things i learned today)

METAL FOREVER I AM MEAN WHERE THE NORTH LITTLE ROCK SKATE PARK IS

(things that happened today)

I AM ONE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED MUTHAFUCKA

(last night)

MY DOG IS A DOUCHEBAG AND TOTALLY BROKEBACK FOR THIS OTHER DOG

http://www.slate.com/id/2146214/?nav=ais

whatever happened to...

1. merri brown
2. allison marion
3. amy fincher

etc. etc. etc.

i am fucking insane. please come rescue me.

*wow. been a while ( Read more... )