its funny how things turn out ( Read more... )

i had a dream that everything was fine ( Read more... )

fuck my life.
i dont want to do anything.
i seriously feel like shit.
nothing has ever fucking hurt like this before in my life.

this is what happens when people get drunk and angry and fight.
and you know what?
it sucks fucking balls.

I LOVE SLATE MAGAZINE.
HAHA.

"Weird Al is, in the only meaningful sense of the phrase, keeping it real."

i have been handed a very tough decision ( Read more... )

oh shit son!
sunday i felt the worst pain ive ever felt in my life.
no tattoo ive ever gotten has hurt as bad as this one.
but its okay.
i like it.
and it turned out really nice.
my foot is just really swollen.
its HUGE!
haha.

also,
if a plane filled with all of your loved ones and only 2 could be saved,
who would it be?

i used to have ace of base on cassette ( Read more... )

jack fm is so fuckin weird ( Read more... )

the girl in the office next to mine is playing the best music ( Read more... )

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