The anniversary of my creation......

[agent_paris]

Agent Paris reporting

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[halo_black]

Happy B-day Agent P! *Hugs Agent Paris and hands over a birthday cake; pink sugar frosting, the kind that gives you tooth decay just by looking at it!* Just to pre-warn you, I think the Twins may be sending you a strippergram sometime today. You might want to lock your office door...

[agent_paris]

*gulp* that's the last thing I want to see. *looks through her files* I just realized, my next assignment is a Mr. Jake Ryan. He seems to be a potential red pill