Personals......

[agent_paris]

Agent Paris reporting:

I am doing an experiment in human mating rituals. I am online now looking at this website that humans use to 'hook-up' called Craigslist. I am scanning through the ads. It is then I decide to post one of my own.

Lady Agent Seeks Encounter

Looking to meet human males in between the ages of 25-40. Please send face pic.

A few

Comments

double poleroid

[tibby101]

Is that what guys think of as "wooo-ing" a girl now? Not just a "hello, how are you?" anymore? The common decency rating for human beings just must have dropped a few notches. :P

But of course us lady Machineists know that only an real Agent can give you a double poleriod ;).

[halo_black]

Thats...scary. Is it some kind of freakish mating ritual?

[agent_paris]

I believe it is. Human males are strange.