glowsticks and mud!

what a weekend man! im seriously considering stopping washing for life (yeah yeah 'oh whats new there matt!' HA fuking HA!), growing my hair into dreads, taking acid for breakfast lunch and dinner and hugging trees and riding cows (not in that way...well not in public anyway!) around the place.

why? because hippys fukin RAWK!

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i dunno how accurate this is but its still kinda interesting. give it a shot!

http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/883182549

this weekend i is been mostly working like a cheap whore ( Read more... )

I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB!

the job market is OBVIOUSLY really short staffed these days if theyre employing the likes of me! so any drug addicts, lay abouts, fat bastards n general fuk ups...GO GET A JOB NOW! but aye anyhoos went for an 'interview' with the thistle hotel on friday afternoon at 5...didnt leave the bloody place till 5 in the mornin! ( Read more... )

• OH YEAH EVERY1 SHUD TRY FLAMIN SAMBOOOKAS!
  
  U NEED 1 BOTTLE OF SAMBOOKA (PREFERABLY BLACK!)
  
  1 PINT GLASS
  
  1 SHOT GLASS
  
  1 PLATE
  
  1 LIGHTER
  
  SOAK THE PINT GLASS IN A SHOT OF SAMBOOKA
  
  POUR THE SHOT INTO SHOT GLASS
  
  LIGHT THE PINT GLASS
  
  TAKE SHOT
  
  TURN PINT GLASS UPSIDE DOWN ON PLATE (IF THE FLAME DONT GO OUT...RUN!)
  
  LIFT GLASS AND INHAAAALE WITH ALL UR ( Read more... )

howdie y'all mutha truckers!

i kinda forgotten how to use this thing. but um here goes...

see how am i supposed to write bout my life when i have no recollection of what ive done?!?

I NEED TO LAY OFF THE SMACK!

aye nehoos last weekend was pretty mad actually. was just thinkin back today bout how much i actually hammered it from thursday thru to ( Read more... )

here i puuuuuuuuuure forgot this thing existed n i kinda forgot all u ppl on it existed!luuuuuuuvin it! Been missin u's all in a weird kinda way so in the words of a all time famous philosopher - Zippy!!

'HELLO EVERYBODY!'

my god! my first time home since last thursday! what a fukin week its been!

saturday was the huge as fuk make poverty history demo in edinburgh ( Read more... )

i hav a bruise covering my ENTIRE hand! thats how fukin hardXcore i am man ( Read more... )

FUNERAL ON FRIDAY!!!

STILL NEED A TIKET YA BASTARDS!

MON!

GIES 1!!!