girls suk ( Read more... )

FUKIN FINISHED! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahhaaha...ya cunt ( Read more... )

friday was fuuuun!

aint been that drunk in quite a while n i felt pure old n all oooo look at me im in an over 18s club! wat a rebXcoreXel. so aye went to cheezy pop with emma n met kev! KEV! remember him!?!? the guy that used to hang around n shit! aye n kat n kiwi n lofty n ginger sean n ali mac etc etc etc so aye to make a long story short...

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this is shit ( Read more... )

HERE ANYBODY WANNA GO SWIMMIN!?!?

ILL BUY U A STEAK BAKE!!

N SUM PRUNES N HAM!

HERE SLIMFAST ANY1??

fukin hell i love parties at 5 in the mornin! means ur STILL steamin at 2 on sunday afternoon!(GET OOOT MY COUNTRY!!!)

rite so i get in a taxi at 4 in the mornin with grant my big brother n his irish friend

...all good soo far

havin a laff, goin to a party

...all good so far

irish friend starts takin the piss outta me

...hmm

so i respond by sayin 'ach just get out my country!'

...gettin worse

followed by a corus of 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH'

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this weekend has made me wanna cry ( Read more... )

here im genuinely scared!

WTF AR WE ALL GONNA DO FOR XMAS/NEW YEAR!?!?

HAS ANY1 GOT ANY PARTIES/GET TOGETHERS THEY'D LIKE TO LET A HOMELESS BUM LIKE ME GO TO? I PROMISE I WONT STEAL TOO MUCH!

i prob shud update bout the weekend n shit but um yeah cant be arsed. no1 reads this thing anyhoos unless i say i just broke up with my boyfriend or my ( Read more... )

on a similarily deep level...i hav an ichy arm pit n it wont go away! sum1 shud cum round to mine n help me itch it!
teachers is sooooo good! i sooooo wanted to 'go home' with that susstitute teacher!! she was soo hot. but i guess id settle for the fat chick if it came to it! plenty of luv handles!
xxx

yeah aint used this thing in a while ( Read more... )