so i woke up this morning, and after brushing my teeth, etc, i went on the internet since i didn't feel like dealing with real people ( Read more... )

Hello, Matt. It's Matt. How are you doing? Right now, I'm pretty tired -- it's nearly 1:00 in the morning and I'm writing this essay. How fun ( Read more... )

on friday, some party whose name(s) i don't know decided to egg brian's house and car because they couldn't drink jungle juice inside, thus closing the montrose basement forever. i don't even have words to describe how infuriated i am. whenever it's made public who those dudes are, they're going to get mangled, probably long before i'll even have a ( Read more... )

and i better not show up at a party to a circle of kids cracking open drinks or taking a huge hit proclaiming 'this one's for conor!' 'yeah, this is the way he'd do it!' how fucking stupid do you get? the way conor partied killed him, one would do well not to go down the same path. it's not the drugs you do and how raucous you get with them that ( Read more... )

of all the people in this world, why did conor mcgee have to be the one to die young?

you will be sorely, sorely missed. rest in peace.

2008. awesome ( Read more... )

yesterday i drove out to connecticut with dawn, and i ended up spending the evening with two of stickam's most well-known front page entertainers. yunno, the type that nobody normal knows or gives a shit about, but who were internet famous enough to make danielle sound like she was about to cry on the phone when she found out i was with them. we ( Read more... )

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