( r.i.p )

i want with you to lay on a floor
in a hallway, head to head
feet splayed out in opposites
and kiss you upside down

a lot of days and a lot of nights
all i am is a satellite

( some you give away )

dear overweight overpaid middleage foulmouthed construction workers ( Read more... )

"there's a girl here."
"yes, yes there is."

"there are never any girls here."
"no, no there aren't."

"what could that girl possibly be doing here?"
"i think she sells uniforms."
"that's hilarious."

the truckers say 1223.85 tons. the quarry says 1224.51 tons.

literally, a ton of missing dirt.

current unexpected fav: the zombies - maybe after he's gone

what did you do on lunch today, matt?

oh, i went and climbed a mountain.

have you ever tried to get through the taco bell drive through on the back of a motorcycle?

two words: not. simple.