Here's the latest episode kids. I had a rlllll shitty day today.

Episode Six: My Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day

Love and Lollipops!

So MisShape's didn't post their party pictures until today. Halloween Party . . . let me say I was more than a little disappointed. By the quality of the costumes and the boys. Oh well. Here's this week's winner . . .


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Hey kids! Finally got Episode Five posted . . . enjoy. I think it's a hoot and a holler and a half.

Episode Five: The Sex-pisode

Love and Lollipops!

So I just read this article in which people claim to see Jesus in a tree trunk. For those of you too lazy to click the link, here is said tree trunk image provided with the article:


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So I got the first three episodes online . . . for good I think. Enter Episode Four . . . which I actually recorded the day I started posting. I'm going to put up Episode Five tonight or tomorrow so that I can get into quasi-real-time Podcasting . . .

Episode Four: Random Fucking Shit

Wherein I sort of run out of things to say . . .

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So my server for Podcasts is down . . . I'll have the old ones and two new episode in no time flat! I swearzorz!

In the meantime please accept my apologies and this dirty Myspace picture.

Love and Lollipops!


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So from now on every Monday I'm going to post the party picture of the boy I'd most like to have sex with from the Saturday Night Party Pictures from MisShapes' website.

Saturday October 22 2005:


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Here you go kidlets - the third episode of Gloss with Matte Lipstick!

Episode Three: The Mystery of the Straight Boy's Cellie

Enjoy. (I'm giving them titles now because a certain listener has suggested that I need to be more creative than just numbering them. Happy now bernyparkLove and Lollipops ( Read more... )

From my new favorite website, overheardinnewyork.com.

"Hipster girl: Oh, I'm not saying love doesn't exist...just that I'm not going to ever have any, so why shouldn't I just settle for money and sex?

--Bowery Ballroom, Delancey Street"


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Hey there. Here's the official second episode of Gloss with Matte Lipstick . . . this one's kind of a downer. Fair warning. Don't worry. They perk up real soon!

Episode Two: Boo Fucking Hoo

Love and Lollipops!