father: ".....hey, what's today's date? i think it's my birthday?"
"the twenty fourth dad."
"wow, i'm officially old now... i can move into a retirement home in scottsdale arizona... by myself, because your mother is too young."
"can i go too dad?"
"ummm... no.... "
then, in a grand, speech-like voice.... "today is a great day in azorean
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