that's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard

[matthewlombardi]

I went to a store today looking for some kind of candle my mom wanted but couldn’t find and I found the greatest gum ever, and by greatest I mean the dumbest gum ever! Its anti mastubatory gum, dude... that's just... even as a joke that's just crazy talk!

Comments

[ville_nieminen]

Does it work? I am afraid of hurting my wrist again the way I'm going.

[matthewlombardi]

fucked if I tried it ;)

[joethornton19]

I'm with Nieminen on this one. Some shit's worth a shot, right? Although I have been told that as long as I keep jacking off I won't turn into a freak like Jagr so yeah

[bergeron]

Une tonne de masturbation, Joe?

[romanhamr]

Now why did packets of that stuff show up in everyone's locker? Hmm....

[matthewlombardi]

coincidence!!

[romanhamr]

Riiiight...

[matthewlombardi]

*grins* what?