I watch people eat pizza and it pisses me off that some people don't eat the fucking crust. Okay, for all of you dimwits out there, the crust is the best fucking part. It's the reward for eating the damn pizza. Once you get to the crust, you should have a feeling of joy, fulfillment, and satisfaction that you have accomplished something and now ( Read more... )

Once again a moment of inspiration came to me in work today. I decided I needed to spice things up and become more "rebellious." While I was sitting and trying to decide rather to take a nap in the break room or pretend like I'm working while surfing the net, I came up with a few things I could do to become a more rebellious person. Here's a ( Read more... )

So I was sitting in my cubicle at work thinking of ways to kiss my boss's ass when I figured out that I needed to change my life. It seems that my life has been going in the wrong direction lately with me becoming more social, working more hours, and trying harder in school. I realized that I need to make a change, and quick. In between picking ( Read more... )

Upon entering my bathroom to take a massive shit, I noticed a fat person walking on the sidewalk outside of my bathroom window. She had a loud annoying laugh, and wore tight clothes that clung to her flab and showed her marshmallowy, stinky chub sticking out of her blouse. Each cackle that came out of her mouth made my dick shrink more and more ( Read more... )

Studying is draining, painful, and somewhat of an annoyance to me. I always thought that I wasn't cut out for college, but then I just realised one day when I was watching Spongebob that I'm just lazy. Not committed. Uninspired, perhaps? You get the picture. But now that I've lost my free money, (also known as fafsa or financial aid), I'm now ( Read more... )

My humor has reached an all time high in cornyness.. So it's been a while since I've updated. I've started playing Texas Hold 'em and Black Jack on a daily basis. I don't consider this bad because I normally win, (not because I'm sweet but... yeah I'm sweet). Besides that, I've registered for classes, and have continued to work my ass off at my ( Read more... )

So me and my mother got into an argument (nothing new). She was pissed at me for not taking out the garbage and I was pissed at her because she comes home from work and starts bitching about every and anything possible. Today I just could not take it anymore and went of on her idiotic, narcissistic ass. Ultimately, she started nitpicking ( Read more... )

After almost three weeks away from home vacationing with my family, I'm beginning to get into my normal way of life; laziness. I'm not feeling as lazy right now though so I might as well make up for my most recent shitty entry and summarize my vacation. If I could summarize my vacation in one word, it would be unexpected ( Read more... )

I'm Back from vacation.

Today was NOT a busy day for me, (like most). I tend to want to relax more than anything. When I don't have work I feel like its time for me to begin on a voyage to find the laziest possible thing to do. I love to procrastinate as well, especially when I'm not hanging out with anyone. So being the unmotivated sloth that I am, I decided to ( Read more... )