i have been extremely tired lately, tired to the point where i black out a lot easier, more often, and for longer periods of time than usual ( Read more... )

i held a flashlight in between my teeth, used my switchblade to tear away the plastic and tape, and my personal gas lighter to ignite my backyard like the romans did troy ( Read more... )

i'm going to try and update this thing a bit more often than i have lately instead of my now merely weekly updates ( Read more... )

i had such an amazing time at allie and robbie's wedding on wednesday just spending time with the greatest people and my even greater family ( Read more... )

i should be paid to look as fly as i do when dressed up.

you've got to be kidding me.
there's not a doubt in my mind that you fucked up big time this time around ( Read more... )

last night, i had the greatest dream i have had to date ( Read more... )

i just went from totally calm and quiet to severely frustrated, and now i'm making rather loud heavy-sigh and breathing noises, within two seconds flat ( Read more... )

i was being ripped off in a game of mlb '06 a while ago and i am highly competitive to the point that i threw down my controller, yelled profanities at the television, and walked away, leaving the playstation turned on ( Read more... )

i just got home from driving gavin back to his house ( Read more... )