2 (completely pointless) short stories for your enjoyment

[mattimeo9]

#1. Yesterday I got a bottle of water out of the fridge and when I took off the cap, it took off out of my hand onto the floor. It ended up under the oven. I reached into the dirty abyss of Under the Oven Land, but the bottle cap was just out of my reach. It is still there to this day

Comments

[joyfulnewsong]

It's the music department's loss!

[shanghaistylez]

I bowled a turkey months ago.

[spoofgirl]

I was thinking of you taking a frozen turkey and rolling it down the lane. That's pretty funny if you ask me

[roshinobi]

i bowled a turkey years ago at scout blast, despite being a horrible bowler. ESB! You should just bowl a turkey on wii and call it a day.

[starwingj3d1]

I haven't bowled a turkey.

You know, I've been meaning to get a physics minor but it doesn't fit in my schedule. I guess I could try to take 18 credits on my last semester if it fits but I think I'll just have to let it go.