"God doesn't rob banks! He doesn't!"

A wonderful quote from one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time, Millions. I tend to hate kid actors (probably because I tend to hate children in general), especially cutesy ones who can't act to save their lives. Seriously, the lead child in this movie was one of the worst kid actors I've seen in my ( Read more... )

Marie and I are amazing. We recreated a touching photograph of Kathie Lee Gifford and some random fat lady with ambiguous sexuality.

( These are the results. )

Marie and I just cured some boredom by taking pictures, which turned out AMAZING.

( PICSPAM! )

I can't believe this shit. I skipped Creative Writing class last Friday because I had a test in the class right after it and I needed to study, then I skipped Monday because I was too out of it the night before to read and respond to the short story we were given. Yesterday we got an email from my professor reminding us that attendance is mandatory ( Read more... )

Yesterday, Marie and I somehow found ourselves in charge of Family Dinner. So we went to Publix and ended up deciding to make... cheese quesadillas. And queso dip. And mini-bite chocolate chip cookies. So we get to Joe's house like 30 minutes late. Marie burns the first quesadilla, then I take over... and set off the smoke alarm with my blackened ( Read more... )

Jenni, Marie, and I went to the football game today. It was fun. We were very disoriented most of the time, none of us being avid football enthusiasts, so we would just cheer when everyone else did. Also, the opposing team's mascop was a little cap-wearing orange with legs who would do somersaults and things. It was amazing ( Read more... )

Today rocked awesomely ( Read more... )

The Veronica Mars season premiere owned. I don't know ANYONE else here that watches the show, so I don't have anyone to watch the show with / rant about how crazy it is. But I'm making it a goal to get Jenni and Marie hooked on the show when I get the first season on DVD in a couple weeks. Good times ( Read more... )

From xintothewestx:

When you see this on your Friends List, quote Firefly.

Inara: What did I tell you about barging in here?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Precisely. But the exact word I used was, "Don't."

FRIDAY!! <3

So according to Jenni (who read it in a supermarket tabloid), today was supposed to be the apocalypse. I feel a bit cheated, I must say. We made shirts, and I even did good deeds yesterday to secure my rightful place in blissful heaven (such as letting a fat girl cross in front of me when I was driving). But oh well, I guess I'll die. Another day. ( Read more... )