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[mattio]

How am I this hungry? My metabolism must be on fire. I ate a huge bowl of granola this morning, and an apple. Three carrots, a banana, and an apple when I got to work. I just ate a burrito with cheese, tomato, and spinach in it. I've had a liter and a half of water in the past couple of hours.

And I am famished.

What?

Comments

[so_lily_briscoe]

My experience says: because you are menstruating.

This may not be a valid diagnosis.

[mattio]

har; not valid this time!

[gimblegyre]

alternatively, you are pregnant.