I saw a blimp yesterday.

(Alexis said it was probably over the Mets game.)

I've realized that my life won't be complete until I have my very own monster truck.

I saw a blimp!

I keep getting ads on my Hotmail account from MSN asking, "Are you a PC ( Read more... )

Maybe the predictive text thing just needs to learn more words. When I typed in "birthday" a few minutes ago, the two options it gave me as a likely word to follow it were "negro" and "ASSHOLE."

Bought a new hat yesterday. It's pretty cool.

My employer has blocked Cracked.com, one of my favorite timekillers. Apparently it's been tagged as 'Adult/ Sexually explicit,' which it isn't.
I suppose the only humor deemed appropriate now is based on the premise that if cats could compose sentences, they'd probably exhibit poor grammar and spelling skills.

Despite XT making it simple enough for a low-watt imbecile to accomplish, I recently demonstrated my complete inability to put two pieces of paper in, and a stamp on, an envelope, and place said in one of those blue metal postey robots ( Read more... )

Absolutely nothing to do here at work today. Both bosses are out as well ( Read more... )

Biscuits and Gravy, Dammit!