I wrote a song and I think it's really good.

If anyone has any connections with Sony or Virgin or BMG or similar...please pass this on.

THE CLOCK SONG

I am a clock.
Tick Tick Tick.
Tock Tock Tock.
I hang on the wall
Don't ever let me fall.
Cause I am a clock.

See. I told you it was a great song.
Who agrees?

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