So my doctor gave me this paper on good sleeping habits. Apparently, a bed is only supposed to be used for two things, and those two things only. Sleeping and sex. Not reading, watching a movie, talking on the phone, etc

So the only things I'm supposed to do in bed are the only two things I never do. Awesome.

Anyone want to buy a bed?

Nothing says "this is a good day" like finally getting some sleep and waking up an hour later to strangers rummaging around through your room.

Cocksuckers.  Not that there's anything wrong with cocksuckers, per say.

Cocksuckers.

Where the Wild Things Are, today.

*sigh*

I can't seem to win.  Things get better, things get worse, things get worse.  I've been taking Trazodone to get me sleepy since I can't sleep.  Not an actual sleep medication.  I also just got this stuff called Melatonex which releases melatonin, this awesome chemical in my awesome brain that's supposed to regulate some awesome sleep.  So I didn't ( Read more... )

tonight i had a dream ( Read more... )

i'm in love with these thoughts ( Read more... )

Sorry I wished AIDS upon someone. That's not really something to "kid" about ( Read more... )

I hope you get AIDS. Not you. You. Bitch.

So I got to see King Kong last night thanks to a special sneak preview my friend took me too. And I feel about ridiculous for something too. And some people are really pathetic. And I got a major ego boost, if that's what you want to call it heh. And a Muddy Elvis again. And the best fortune cookie ever. Yesterday had a lot of things in it ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I decided I want to be a ballerina today.