Yeah so. Best night ever. Tonight = The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Midnight. You're damn right, ain't no frontin' here. Gonna be better than all those stupid Harry Pooper movies. Stupid little idiot. Go wave your stick at Aslan and he'll eat your face. Sheeyyaaaaaa ( Read more... )

Sometimes, I've got to; EHHH EHH.

You are beautiful.

Wow. Some people really are crazy and don't know it.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ExtremeLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The ( Read more... )

Ok, so I dramatized the whole of the female popluation a bit. Sorry. Jeez. Don't take me so literally. Or personally.

I was late to work today, so that was cool. So I brought an AR-15 to work with me and assault-rifled everyone there.

Does anyone know where I can get a new job? Preferably one out of the country.

I think that if there was ever a war between boys and girls that girls would win because theyre ruthless savage relentless uncaring lying crazy beasts and boys are just stupid.

I did my first painting. Yay for me.

Once upon a time there was me. And I felt horrible and depressed all the time and all my friends just blamed it on my being melodramatic. Or being stupid. Or thinking too much. But alas, as I think back, I remember that I have no best friend. I have a lot of amazing friends. And they're all the best. But I don't have THE best friend. The ( Read more... )

sympathetic sound
patronized your love
i never thought such dark eyes
could be so bright

he robbed you
and i'd give anything
to return your trust
and make you a new key

Hey, you're not the same as us. You don't think like us, or drink with us, or hang with us. I guess that means I should treat you different then him.

Fuck the Navy. This isn't fucking high school, asshole.