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Twitter
Why does Twitter keep eating my tweets?! -
Are you there God? It's me, Matt.
That was me praying to you, not Al.What does an American need with a free case of maple syrup anyways ( Read more... ) -
Who
I was hanging out with some new friends the other night and it was amazing! It felt so good to finally be noticed by people I liked, people who really knew who I was. And it was great for five hours.
And then at the end of the night, they all turned to me and asked me the one question I've grown to loathe...
"Who are you?" -
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Yesterday was Canada Day...
... And I forgot. -
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Sometimes I wish I didn't exist.
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Mirror
Al looked at me for a good five minutes before realizing I wasn't his reflection. -
FOUR FEET
Earlier I saw Mr. Kirkland talking with this kid, Peter. It was weird, considering how polite they were being to each other, but then I realized that the kid was wearing glasses and had a long curly hair taped to his forehead.
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Metaphorical
I saw Mr. Kirkland today. Tapped him on the shoulder, y'know? Thought I'd say a friendly ol' "Hello, Arthur, sir. How are you doing ( Read more... ) -
Friends
The first thing I do when I wake up in the mornings (if I wake up at all) is check my friends page.
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