Boocha CES (1:28:09 AM): There was once a tiny seal with a gimpy fin named Rosa that lived in the North Pole and he was looking forward to her first Christmas. On the night of Christmas Eve, her parents told her to go for a dip to clean her silky, grey coat of fur. Rosa and her friends were talking about how much they were awaiting Christmas. As ( Read more... )

this morning zack faced the most harrowing of moral dilemmas. he must choose between keeping his job and doing the right thing when his boss, mr. carosi at the malibu sands beach club, threatens to fire him if he does not vote for his daughter stacy in the miss liberty pageant. will zack fold to the pressure or follow his morals and place his vote ( Read more... )

ring my bell sluts

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yo i seriously am losing my mind. i'm told people like me should be committed. whatever. i'll be a good boy.

i just wanna be a street magician or tattoo artist or something. fry cook.

i found myself reading my old live journal and becoming extremely nostolgic. i miss my old life. running all over the place with leo, my first conversations with cait before we ever even met, having friends close at hand and always new things to do. always new people to meet. i'm in such a rut. get up at 7, drive to work at 7:45, get there at 9. ( Read more... )

my cat is dead or dying somewhere and i don't know where and i'm freaking the fuck out.

i stole this from a mexican lady today.

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Paula came from DC ( Read more... )

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