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I hate the king seal. Today the king seal told me to move because he wanted to live in my house. I told him no way Hoe-Say!
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Today I talked to my girlfriend in Newfoundland. She is so great. Sometimes people say I don't have a girlfriend, that I enjoy making boys into men a little too much. BUT THEY ARE WRONG! I do not like the sweet sun-browned bottoms of young boys. I like women. Women who have...ah...big boobies. Yes. And big mouths. For kissing LOLHAHAHA I kiss women ( Read more... ) -
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I am so tired I want to cry many tears. I got in a fight with a gay lawyer earlier. He gave me a paper cut on my thumb. Or should i say GAY-per cut HAHAHAHAHLOL.
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Today I got a pet. He is a baby bird I chewed up food and let it go into his mouth. I hope maybe my good breath will rub off on him. He is small but very stinky. I named him Dutlev, but I call him doody for short. I love my new bird I cuddled him but he squawked so I put him down. I think maybe one day he will grow into the greatest ofall great ( Read more... ) -
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Today the village elders said it was the day of celebrating nature, so I ate some berries with the wise old man of the mountain.
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Today i went swimming. It was a scary swimming. What kind of swimming is scary swimming? Well, there are two kinds. One kind is when you are five and somebody took your floaties or THEY HAD A HOLE IN THEM. Maybe from a seal bite. I hate seal bites and I hate the king seal ( Read more... ) -
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It has been a while since my last post. The king seal invited me for tea, but it was full of poo. I hate poo tea. I hate the king seal ( Read more... ) -
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Today the king seal tried to play a joke on me. I hate the king seal. He flaps his seal flippers and plays with his ball. He flaunts his crown. I want to kill kill kill him. HAHAHAHAHALOL I JUST NEED TO DO IT ONCE LOLOLOLOL ( Read more... )
