Er, I somehow seem to have contrived to get into Columbia. Any and all advice on moving to New York, living in New York, and getting $40,000 in four months, is solicited. Please.

A phrase my grandmother and her half-sister Toni shared:
"They were so rich their dogs wore bagels on their tails."

Oh! And in what is hopefully the last change in schedule, the Sunday showing of my play has been moved an hour and a half later. So the final information, I sincerely hope, is ( Read more... )

Okay, so the important thing is: My play? Not going up this weekend. Going up the weekend after that.

Next Year in Jerusalem
Saturday, June 12, 8 pm
Sunday, June 13, 6 pm
2330 Macgowan HallAll you people in Santa Barbara, lemme know if you wanna come down and see it, eh? 'Cause I'll get you on the list. Angelenos, you can fend for yourselves ( Read more... )

So two shows in which I've been heavily involved are going up really soon. Please come. It would make me happy if you could.

Saturday May 29 & Sunday May 30, 8PM -- UCLA Shakespeare Quarterly Scene Night, aka, Kill Will: Vol. 2004 -- Northwest Campus AuditoriumAs usual, I've directed a scene -- a slapstick bit of wackiness involving bears, cacti ( Read more... )

حبيبتي؛
..لدي شيَ كثير
اقوله، لدي شي كثير

من اين؟ يا غاليتي ابتدي
وكل ما فيل.. امير.. امير

يا انت، يا جاعلة احرفي
مها بها شرانقا للحرير.

هذي اخافي ..وهذا انا
يضمنا هذا الكتاب الصغير

-نزار قباني

It won't let me punctuate properly, or put in the adverbalizers, but I still think that's pretty.

ELYOT: Has it ever struck you that flippancy might cover a very real embarassment ( Read more... )

"Exactly! I'm blond, and small, and tender. If I were gay, I'd do me!"
-- Patrick Jones

Human reason is beautiful and invincible ( Read more... )

Romeo Castellucci is a big fat jerk ( Read more... )