My Goddamn fortune cookie said "You are the guiding star of his existence." HIS existence. I dunno who the fuck this guy is but if he knows what's good for him he'll keep his distance. I'm not quite sure why this randomly generated fortune accompanied by 6 "lucky" numbers that increase by 4 each time is bothering me so much. Maybe it's just ( Read more... )

Day started off with my Mom waking me up at 8 fucking A.M. to go pick up my sister's boyfriend who FUCKING SLEPT IN HIMSELF AND I WENT OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE FOR NO GODDAMN REASON! Then I drove home and ate a pop-tart (even though there's two per wrapper; Bowser snatched one off my plate as soon as I averted my eyes) Then it was off to ( Read more... )

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I made this post backwards because it's fucking boring.

I rewrote this post, but the right way, because it's fucking boring.

I'm gonna start burning shit soon.

Played basketball in my underwear a tanktop and a beanie today. A squirrel fell off the power lines onto the concrete looked around and ran up the telephone pole to try again. Started playing FFIX again. First disk is fucking scratched from end to end and the CG movies skip like it's goin out of style. And listen here, skippings been out of ( Read more... )

Yelling at prostitutes is ffuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnyyyyyyyy. They're like "Oh shit!"

I AM THE GREATEST BASSIST TO WALK THE MEANINGLESS PLANET YOU CALL EARTH. bitch.

I wish i had a life, or a job, or something to do. I'm starting to look forward to school and there's something wrong with that.

My mom wants to know if I'll ever amount to anything besides a goof-ball...sorry mom.

I don't feel like writing a lot so I'll sum it up. Friend from Connecticut came down to visit with his Dad. Had a lot of fun. They stayed for a week. Woke up 4:30 this morning to bring them to the airport. Fun's over, I'm sad. Got an outline to do.

I'm fucking bored. Easter tomorrow. What the fuck is Easter anyway? I don't even care. Went to my grandparents today to egg hunt and color eggs and all that gay shit with my little cousin. Fuck...