whenever you feel bored and useless remember how good you feel right now, after finishing all of your work for the semester ( Read more... )

my best and worst quality is the discomfort i feel toward subtext. when it works for me it uproots relationship flaws before they grow to suffocate the relationship. it doesnt work for me when i cant let beautiful things happen without marginalizing them. a beautiful sunset doesnt need a color commentator. it makes me think im selfish or ( Read more... )

I drove 6 hours yesterday to vote. I came back, only to find that two of my roommates forgot. One thought election day was thursday. The other put 20 bucks down that Kerry would win, then said he would party anyway ( Read more... )

Today ( Read more... )

is how you spell boring

When popz is cooking Marti gets the shakes, and because I'm the least threatening entity in this universe, she runs to me. When I am at the computer she rubs against my legs untill I pick her up and put her next to me. Then we listen to "Centaur". When I get up to go to the bathroom, she does too, and I wear her as a leg warmer. This is the ( Read more... )

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Today I witnessed a car crash. A white toyota driven by a fairly large, dark skinned black guy with a especially spherical skull, ran in to a capricious-looking, markedly pale asian woman in a ford, who ran into a hispanic guy in a hatchback who's mannerisms reminded me a lot of Guillermo Diaz's character in half-baked ( Read more... )

I'm serving ice cream to little kids ( Read more... )

Between the lack of social security, global warming, nuclear radiation, carpel tunnel syndrome, and that slight nauseau that the high pitched whirring of a computer gives you, our entire generation is going to die before 35. Either that or we are all going to be reduced (has it already happened?) to being sustained only by pills and supplements, ( Read more... )