I was raised on a dirt road: ghost town, stray dogs, hold on, a gold mine had closed down. I knew the woods like the back of my hand and I would shoot the breeze with the roots of trees. Go down by the river and watch the way the devil dances. I never took his hand, even though I did have several chances. Everybody slept as the morning dew ( Read more... )

Last night Teresa had a dream ( Read more... )

Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet ( Read more... )

we drank 90 beers last night in a dorm room.

roll call:
issamu max stefan lila nate dan dani teresa tim chris lsd chris pete leland alex

When I don’t have anything to say, particularly around the female species, I often find myself gazing off in to the distance. Usually its all pretense: an attempt to convince both her and I that there is something hopeful inside me churning, an articulation of that spontaneous human irrationality manifested in dreams. I am telling her that the ( Read more... )

THE WILSON BROTHERS (owen, luke, AND andrew) ARE PREMIERING THEIR NEW MOVIE THIS SUNDAY AT FUCKING NEWCOMB THEATRE. NEWCOMB!! fucking, the same place where one of MY movies premiered!!! I am so excited.

Some things:

Michigan St. made the final four.  Throughout my life i think ( Read more... )

Scheduling meetings is one of the prime methods of asserting control in our democratized world, and to tell you the truth, i think i prefered it when people used battle axes. The "authorities" at UVA love this passive agressive bullshit. Not only was I mandated to meet with the Dean to discuss my disrespect for authorites when i told an RA to ( Read more... )

I suppose i spend too much time with fantasy soulmates than actually approaching potential real ones, but is it really so self pitying for me to be dissappointed that i slept alone on St. Patrick's day when i wore my Mooney family reunion 1996 t-shirt with the "post-modern" (Mr. Kelly called it that once in high school) clover on it? I had Irish ( Read more... )

Joseph Coram: so my car wouldnt start ( Read more... )