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[maverick_doc]

Can't believe I'm acctually doing this...

All right. I'm going to open a clinic at my Walgreens. Hours are 9am to 5pm. More or less depending on my mood. Don't even think of coming in to get diagnosed with the flu.

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[downtownmia]

You're a doctor, I take it? I forget if you've told me so before.

[maverick_doc]

Yes, I am.

[start_thefire]

But what if someone does have the flu? Don't the flu-ees have just as much right to treatment as though the flu-nots?

[maverick_doc]

The flu is easily treated with bedrest and chicken soup.

[justmurphy]

So you discriminate against those stricken with the flu? What happened to the hippocratic oath?

[maverick_doc]

There is no cure for the flu. It's pointless to see a doctor for something to trifle.

[justmurphy]

What about antibiotics?

[maverick_doc]

Quantities are limited. It'd be a waste.

[clevermedic]

If the Walgreens you're stationing at stocked Neuraminidase inhibitors you can still offer treatment for the flu?

[maverick_doc]

I'll dump some Nyquill off on them, sure.

[clevermedic]

Better than nothing.

[maverick_doc]

Keeps them out of my hair.

[makeyourluck]

That desperate?

[maverick_doc]

Not like I can go out and "make the rounds" so to speak.

[makeyourluck]

I suppose.

[maverick_doc]

....How's your girlfriend?