Can't believe I'm acctually doing this...

All right. I'm going to open a clinic at my Walgreens. Hours are 9am to 5pm. More or less depending on my mood. Don't even think of coming in to get diagnosed with the flu.

So. When's this poker game? Video games can only entertain me for so long.

Human skin is a funny thing. Even though you cut it, peel it, or burn it to a crisp, it will still regenerate under that charred black surface.

Just like a tree sheds it's leaves, the burnt skin will eventually fall off, revealing the fresh, new, skin underneath.

The human body really is an impeccable piece of art.

*This can probably be heard for a pretty long ways*

Still got it. Now for the encore!

As lucky as it seems that food has been found, don't relax just yet. I would hope that there is a rationing system in place, (I myself have really only been eating chips and warm cola from the Walgreenspharmacy I've claimed. What, you didn't know I claimed it?), while proper nutrition is desireable, situations like our current one lead to ( Read more... )

*wang, twang~* Just not the same without an amp. What a shame there's no electricity. *plays some chords*

At least it kills the time.

[[no amp, but he's still playing around with a guitar. feel free to hear it echoing around.]]

I would certainly hope the graffiti isn't a nudge to start eating people. Really, the only palatable part is the brain, anyway.

Well, finally got my third leg back. Furthermore, abandoned pharmacies are a man's best friend.

I hear there's some kind of unknown terminal illness going around. If you want a cure, I'll need to make an examination and go through some diagnostics.

Completely Unhackable to Harvey (Dent)You want me to see if I can keep your face from killing you ( Read more... )

What? Another hallucination? I'm pretty sure I fell asleep in the bed in the hospital. So a dream then. Pretty realistic, considering the pain and the inability to walk. Damn it ( Read more... )