So... this is basically my new thing:
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Hi Livejournal.

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I fucking hate humans...
i hate them so fucking much...

DON'T EAT AT DUNKIN' DOUGHNUTS ANYMORE, OKAY GUYS?! OTHERWISE YOU'RE A FUCKING TERRORIST!!!

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Seriously?
Very important for 2008.
The instructions for use have been updated accordingly.

New bestest favouritest spam e-mail subject:
"Upgrade your love weapon to fight better in year 2008!"

Okay, for realz!!!
Last time before i go pack up muh shitz..... and then go do the dishes!!

DJs Pandemonium + R_Lex + Yours Truely.
Tonight @ Sanctuary, at the Lotus Lounge...
Musak + gettin fuxed up!! Want more could you want?

GETTING FUXED UP IS EVEN OPTIONAL!!!
FOR REALZ!!!

Hey everyone!!!
Heads up!

This Friday i'm co-hosting Sanctuary with DJ Pandemonium!
That's a whole lot of Lucent bang for your Lucent buck!

...i don't know what that means, but it probably has something to do with drinking and loud music... HuAH!

Last reminder.
Tonight, yours truely is spinnin' the guest spot at Sanctuary @ The Lotus.

That's 10:45 - 11:45...
I'm daring myself to stay not drunk...
MwUAah!!

Heads up,
This Friday i'm spinning the guest spot at Sanctuary (at the Lotus).
That's 10:45 - 11:45.
Come out.
Explode your head.
Yehy!