Noone seems to care much when i post.. so maybe i should just eat a bunch of pills and KILL MYSELF!! oh wait, no I LOVE MYSELF TOO MUCH!!

Kiss my ass, fuck monkeys!

*SIGH* what a long fucking past few weeks its been, friends. Ive been here in America for the past few weeks, and things havnet been looking on the up and up for your buddy Max. Max got himself in a little bit of a scuffle at the porno shop the other day.. Who knew that being ridiculously drunk in public is an arrestable offense! So what if i ( Read more... )

YEAH MOTHA FUCKA!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! Everyone better be happy for me.. tee hee! And where are my gifts?! I would love to have a huge vibrating cactus dildo! That would be the best pain ever! hehe, well everyone, i hope you have as much fun as me on my B-day! love you all lots

max

Hey guys! Anyone up for eating some Morning Glory Seeds w/ me?! If you eat 100 of em u'll trip! So im bout to run my fat ass to the gardening department of Walmart to get me sum! YEAH MOTHA FUCKA ( Read more... )

Some little snooty bitch called me a fatso today!! What a little cunt! She should have seen me about 6 months ago.. now THEN i was a fucking lard ass.. but hey, the 'Jenny Coke' Diet has been working good for me.. Line in the morning, one for lunch and 2 for dinner. Im so satisfies, but i hear Herion really slims you down fast.. i think im gonna ( Read more... )

NC-17

Woah, dude, too far. You're totally unsuitable
for anybody under the age of 17, and for society
in general. Tough break...

"Which Movie Classification Are You?"
Test created by Jamie - take it here.

I just ate Britney out.. and im wearing my angel wings PROUD motha fucka! I really wish that i could get that little aaron carter into bed w/ me sometime.. I dont care if hes 12, 13 whatever! I saw him w/ no shirt on and the boys got some hair.. so as far as im concerned, hes fuckable ( Read more... )

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God im so tired today.. Me, J and umokay had a nasty fuck orgy last night. J could only take it for the first 14 hours, but then we pulled out the fire hose and she passed the fuck out.. but me and umokay went on for a few more hours.. damn that motha fucka can really take a massive ramming or 2 ( Read more... )

Happy Valentines day to all you pig fuckers!! I wish you many orgasms on this joyous day!! I will be spending it w/ Jenny Jen :) I got her red roses and a box of non-fat chocolates. Even on valentines day she has to be aware of her weight.. she needs to keep that hour-glass body image to stay mine!! hehe, well talk to you guys later, love you all ( Read more... )