WHAT??!?!? Thats right.. im BACK!!  Just when you think im gone forever.. I show up.  Anyone wanna share an 8-ball?

So has everyone heard the good news? Pop is back, bitches ( Read more... )

Shit bitch! I got shout out'z from the people in Dead Journal: "Most of the funny fake journals out there aren't connected to the RPG. Some of them that are, like Max Martin, will comment but not get too involved in the drama ( Read more... )

Wow, what a night.. I woke up with a huge cum stain smeared across my face.. I wonder what it was that I did last night!? Anyone wanna cum lick it off?? Fucking pigs, I know you want me.

I have nothing interesting to say. Life is fucking amazing for me as it always is.. god, you mother fucking peices of shit all deserve to blow me and eat my fucking cum!! I cant even beleive I let you all read what I have to say.. Im so much better than you will ever fucking be... BUT, if u wanna come over and blow a few speed balls w/ me and ( Read more... )

I cant beleive that I shot 12 loads in the past 14 minutes.. i think thats a new world record or something. Do you think there is a fucklympics? I mean, they give the retards something to do.. why not that fuckaholics? Besides porno! I can get STD"s on my own thanks! Dont need the world watching me get em.. Oh well, im gonna go kill some ( Read more... )

Motha fuckin fuck and shit! Ive been dead for a while guys you have no idea what its like to be such a huge super star like me! Ive been all over this fucking globe trying to find J. Ho so I can make up w/ her and lick her sweet, sweet pussy once again. But shes nowhere to be found. I did however run into Nick Lachey and that motha fucka's ass ( Read more... )

Holy fuck shit!! Ive been dead for a long time motha fucka's! Ive been nailing the shit out of my new bi-sexual partners. 4 girls and 6 guys. I pop like 4 viagra's and about 7 pills of ecstasy every morning and it sets me goin for like 18 hours straight! Shit my heart hurts thought.. do you think thats a problem? Yo, last night i took this ( Read more... )

I wish someone would lick my thick, fat, hairy dong! hehe! JK! (maybe ( Read more... )

Well last night was a fucking RIOT YO!! I fucked the SHIT out of this nasty little cleaning boy that works for me. Hes one of my many slaves, i mean, workers. He was all fuckin nervous at first cause i got this big ass dick an' shit. But then i just fucking slapped the bitch, threw him over the kitchen counter and plugged it in his butt. Hes ( Read more... )