Hm. Been a while.

A pretentious thought: I have such a desire to understand myself and the world around me. I'm feebly scratching at this understanding by attempting to capture it on Paper.

I'll never ever ever ever understand it though, and it kills me.

who am I? age twenty is the year I spend figuring it out.

Women are confusing. 

In a week or so, I'm taking 2 terms off of school to move back to San Francisco and complete my FISRT CHILDREN'S BOOK.

I have complete creative freedom, no rules, I have a job, Rosie and I are getting an apartment together (hooray) ; and every fucking pencil line, style, layout, character design, tonal design, book size, plot twist, every fucking ( Read more... )

I'm so gaddam giddy.

-I got an A+ on a perspective drawing I did

-I managed to bike to school in 20 minutes (usually it takes 30)

-I have fantastic friends

-I Love teaching small children

-I'm learning how to paint really well

-I have a wonderful girlfriend

-I made my wonderful girlfriend some stuff for her new apartment, cause she's a source of ( Read more... )

Rosie said to me "I want to have kids with you someday"

It doesn't scare me.

Rosie gives all the guys 'bussies'; A little kiss on the lips.

It doesn't make me jealous.

Rosie isn't eating enough, and when she gets drunk she hits her head on stuff and talks in German.

It scares me.

I'm worried about her.

I just came.

"Why not? When does the situation arise when you can beat someone with sourdough bread while they fuck you in the kitchen with cowboy boots?"

I love Rosalind.

She's special. She actually managed to have a conversation with my Mom for 45 minutes and I didn't say a thing. My Mom really likes her, as does  everyone else.

Its too good to be true.

I FUCKING HATE FINE ARTISTS.

Things That Make Maximus Horny:

[NOTE:] List is subject to change

1) Booty
2) Small titties
3) When girls are wearing short-shorts and they do that awkward movement where they adjust the inside of the shorts because they're riding up in the crotch.
4) Sleepy girls
5) Naked girls
6) Sleepy naked girls
7) Naked girls running away from me (Don't ask why)  
8 ( Read more... )

Dear Rosalind Ursa Wallace Kriegl ( Read more... )