I'm writing an alphabet of facebook statuses if anyone gives a shit. You should check them out.

When I read livejournal people fall under three categories ( Read more... )

Whenever I think of the German language I think of Nazis screaming it at jews and spraying saliva all over, right before shooting said jew in the face ( Read more... )

There's nothing in the world for me to be unhappy about.

I love that :)

It's really hard dating someone on a nine hour time difference from yourself. For example, I got up a 6am today, BIKED all the way to UCLA, ate with Sam Bivins, did some shit, saw Star Trek, tore it up, and then came home on the bus and passed out at 9 o'clock, setting my alarm for 11:30pm (that would be 8:30 in the morning Vienna time). I then ( Read more... )

I'm kinda nervous about having sex with Rosie. I've fully SLEPT with only two woman in my life, so I'm not 100% sure about my abilities. Sex with Samantha was usually only good if she was into it (ie: the first year of our relationship) but after that it became tedious ( Read more... )

I'm such an animal. I realize this ( Read more... )

I'm totally on Austria time.

I'd like to try and write a story like Rocky Horror picture show or Little shop of Horrors.

Really bad ridiculous sci-fi.

it's kinda weird to be drunk dialed from Austria at 9am ( Read more... )