I HAVE TO GIVE UP CAFFEINE?

Kilroy? Lauren? Where are you? I'm on the beach and, well-

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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HELP ME PLEASE!

WHY CAN I NOT USE THE TERM 'LUNCHABLE' AS AN ADJECTIVE?

MRS. BENSON

MRS. KILROY BENSON

NOT DECATUR ANYMORE! AHAHAHA!

NOW, LEAVE US ALONE FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS! KTHXBAI~

For the love of XENU, people ( Read more... )

I'm looking forward to Lost tomorrow.

Not to find out what happens on the island. That's secondary. Desmond blah blah blah.

I'm just hoping they have another 90 second trailer for Iron Man, because, Kilroy... I'm sorry. I love you with all my heart, I do, I do, BUT-

TONY STARK IS JUST SOOOOOOO HOT!

( Private to Harri )

Okay, SO I KNOW I DISAPPEARED DURING LUNCH, OH MOST AMAZING FEDORA-SPORTING LOVE OF MY LIFE... But it was for good reason.

I have SHOES in my office. SHOES. GRAPE AND CHERRY AND ORANGE AND EVERYTHING ELSE SMELLING SHOES.

Oh XENU, I couldn't stop from buying them. I GOT PAIRS FOR EVERYONE AT THE STUDIO!

KILROY! DON'T COME OUT OF THE OFFICE! I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL!

[Wonderlanders & Honorary Wonderlanders AKA Smith Road]So, it seems they don't want us at the Pen. Fine. That's fine. They want to shun us like that, that's fine. Fine, fine, fine. We'll start our own Pen ( Read more... )

[Handwriting is the extremely messy scrawl of May on one HELL of a sugar high]

KILROY! PEEP SMORES! THE KID IS BRILLIANT! CAN WE KEEP HIM?