ANNOUNCING A NEW PRODUCT!

[mayaheemayahoo]

Attention, residents of Manhattan!

Are you missing some of your friends or loved ones?

Were they here a minute ago, only to vanish into thin air the next?

Are you worried about what horrors may befall them in the great unknown?

Mayatech IndustriesTM is here to help you

Comments

[inmyothertights]

... I think I could use one of these.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Certainly, sir! We are happy to fill your order!

[inmyothertights]

Or, like, three or four.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Even better. We're actually having a clearance sale right now because Pearl and I made too many of them.

[axinfinity]

You're giving these things away?

...I think I should go hide.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Well, there's no real money here, so it doesn't make any sense to charge for them. Besides, I've been so bored around the hotel I was messing around with some craft supplies, and now I've got at least 130 of them.

[umi_talisman]

I think I'd like to order one, sweetie.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Of course! Would you like it customized? I can draw something on it or paint it a different color if you want.

[umi_talisman]

Oh, you're offering customized paint as well? In that case, blue and gold.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Great! I've been itching to use some of that pretty gold paint...

[uroborosreject]

Clearly you have undergone extensive research to create this.

What's even more surprising is that people are actually ordering them.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Yes. Mayatech Industries has a crack team of researchers working around the clock in our R&D department.

[uroborosreject]

A crack team? Really?

Well, who am I to question the hard work of your researchers. Perhaps they should spend their time on things that matter a little more.

[lilacvampire]

Boya, maybe you should get a few of those for Rosette's hair, make you feel more at home?

[welshonionmage]