Little red-headed sapsucker

[mayamithraca]

 Ah...my little red-headed sapsucker is back...I like saying that...little red-headed sapsucker... the sight of him...the sound of his name...soothes me...another useless doctor's visit later...little red-headed sapsucker...it's gonna rain soon...my right knee is pounding and burning like a muddah-plucker...little red-headed sapsuhuhuhuhucker...

Comments

[lanternlady]

owe mah gawd!!!! I damn near cof fed up lungage!!! How you can laugh through this adversity ... well.. makes you kindred spirit as I try hard to do the same. You rawk!!! Will add you to my reiki grid my friend. Lots of loven comen your way! xoxo

[mayamithraca]

...and it helps, doesn't it! Ya gotta have a couple of wicked personalities that want to throttle the shyte outta Pollyanna...I mean...I bet Mother Theresa bit the heads off a few gingerbread men!

Couldja just shroud me in that grid...and turn it on toast...puhleeze?

We iz women...we is brass-titted warrior princesses...who spat out bumbies with a hee-hee-hee...and a hoo-hoo-hoo....and walked ten miles to school in twelve feet of snow...blubber, snurfle...gawd, we're good!

[mayamithraca]

Ya know, I'm beginning to believe they throw darts at a board of symptoms in a back room! I've now been told two completely different things...though both agree that my bones are styrofoam.

I resent being made to feel that I can't handle a modicum of pain (see above referral to spitting out babies sans drugs) by doctors...do they not think that we've tried all the things they're about to suggest...and a few more besides, yes, I'm an intelligent researcher thank you Dr. McWeenie.

No good reason...that's the kicker, ain't it...they be looking at this x-ray or lab report...never mind coming over to your actual knee...feeling it...listening to the sounds knees aren't supposed to make. We have failed to come up with a good reason for pain.

Humour is my coat of armour...and, in extreme circumstances, a weapon strong and true.

[dancing_breeze]

I will have to remember to not drink my coffee and read your entries.. I have a tendency to spit my coffee everywhere when laughing... I'm well known for it too :)

I'm really sorry to hear you're suffering through more pain..
have you ever wished a little illness on doctors so that they can find out what it's like to be a patient, in pain.. or frightened? I have.. will I go to hell now? :-P

Ok, it's a long shot, but, did you try that cayenne tea thing? I've been drinking it for a few weeks now.. and I've noticed a big difference in many areas. Although I have to say.. it made my joints ache a little for a while, but as with all herbs, it gets worse before it gets better :) just a thought...

::: hugs! ::: xoxox

[mayamithraca]

I tried cayenne tea...but when I laughed, I spat flames all over the place! So far, the only things working are the anti-inflams, heat...and loverly peepuls energy...fanks for hugs, sweetcheeks...and sorry for coffee mess!