hooray for connecticut!

i was just so happy to not have to date anymore.
i hate dating. its the worst.
do you like dating?

i guess this is inevitable.
unless i would like to remain alone and living in my parents house until im 22.

oh boy, where to start...

according to a study conducted at london womens clinic, of the 254 lesbians who entered treatment for fertility difficulties, 80% of them were born with something called polycistic ovarian syndrome, compared with the 364 heterosexual women of whom 32% were born with it.

a component in the gay gene maybe?

good bye, right ear.
i didnt feel such a bad feeling about losing you until i laid on that dumb operating table with a wet nap over my eyes.
oh dear right ear.
you are gone forever.
and my surgeon forgot to call in my pills.
left ear comes next in three months for insurance purposes only.

i have a consultation with a plastic surgeon on the 15th.
if you can guess what for ill give you a cookie.

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poooooooop amanda thanks for letting me read something.
youre so fun.
youre so fun loving.

shiiiiit that could have been close/was crazy.
sommer you know what i mean.

since i didnt walk at graduation,
i picked up my diploma today from my high school.
it lists my graduation date as friday june 13 2008.
friday the 13th.
do you think im cursed forever now?

i never had a problem with using the word "gauging" until my ears started to get a little wider than my thumb ( Read more... )