Interviewer: You turn 30 in October. What will be the worst part about seeing your 20's go away?

Mayer: There are lots of very invasive tests that doctors like to administer to men in their thirties. These tests usually result in a ride home with the radio off and very little blinking.Let the fun begin ( Read more... )

It's been almost 20 days since I've been arrested for pot. I would have had something to say sooner but it took me a lot longer to saw through the bars of the cell with my guitar pick than I'd expected. I know what you're thinking. If it took Andy Dufresne 20 years to tunnel through a prison wall with a rock hammer, wouldn't it take me a lot longer ( Read more... )

I cannot tell a lie.

I had better things to update about but time spent in London should not involve much sitting around with a computer.

Edit: Fixed. Sorry to those of you who saw the Phil Spector video at some point today instead, god knows I wouldn't post that shit in my journal on purpose.

I've been taking a lot more pictures lately than I ever thought possible, most of trivial things that would make sense to nobody looking over my shoulder or going through photos of what I've already taken. I'm almost obsessed with the moment and being in it. It's amazing to me to capture something on film and freeze it, a moment that will never be ( Read more... )

I was recently watching youtube videos of myself to find one that could further remove Jessica Simpson from my life? journal and I came across the comment I made to Seacrest at the Grammy's a few months back, and decided to venture into the comments to see just what people thought about it ( Read more... )

I don't know, let me figure things out for a couple days.

I was stopped for an autograph earlier this morning while I was in the middle of a conversation on my cell phone and just starting on the coffee I'd bought. A girl and her friend came up to me with a piece of notebook paper she'd pulled from her handbag and said something to me about it. But with one ear focused on her and the other ear hooked ( Read more... )

I've been busy making dreams come true.

Expect more detail and life come Saturday.

Assorted concerts, press rooms, second single selection, disturbing "fan" mail, not so secret secret dates, being afraid of Oprah, scattered moments of boredom at the AMA's, Letterman on a half-hearted Thanksgiving, shots of sleep whenever possible, shots of something else in between all of the above ( Read more... )

Tour's winding down and is about to end early next month. I may be one of the few in music that doesn't end touring with a collective sigh of relief between myself and my band. We end more with crying like girls and making out with our instruments. Actually, that might be exaggerating it a little. We only give our instruments loving pecks, for they ( Read more... )